Guru and Cheli

Guruji: Cheli, have you signed the sex-consent contract?
Cheli: Yes, guruji, before joining the ashrama, your assistant ensured that I sign on the piece of paper that says nice things that make me horny. In fact guruji, I joined the ashrama only after I heard about this contract from one  of my friends.
Guruji: Which friend?
Cheli: Guruji, the one with whom you had tantric sex in 35 different positions without getting caught on the camera.
Guruji: Ahem...don't worry I will have it in 36 different positions with you. I have learnt one new position since last time I was caught on the camera.
Cheli: Which is that guruji?
Guruji: It's called hide and seek position. I do it and then I hide. You seek, then we do it again.
Cheli: But where will you hide, it's a small room.
Guruji: Dhat Pagli, hiding is only metaphoric. I won't really hide. You will just act as if I am hidden.
Cheli: ?*@#??? whatever....but have you done it before?
Guruji: I told you it's a new thing I learnt after I was caught on camera. Based on my real life experience.
Cheli: Wow guruji, and who was seeking in real life?
Guruji: The Tamilnadu police!!!
Cheli: And then, did they find you?
Guruji: Yes. With the help of CBI and CID
Cheli: And you did it again with them?
Guruji: Yes, I did it differently this time. I told them I am no longer a man!
Cheli: Then what did they say?
Guruji: They said, they too are no longer a police force! And then they pushed it on me. Ouch. I mean, Wow!
Cheli: What did they push Guruji?
Guruji: Charges pagli, charges.
Cheli: Did it hurt?
Guruji: You are a true seeker cheli. You ask such pointed and correct questions. I cannot answer now. Only time will tell. Wait for it. Hurry om. I am coming.


Tiru